Mubile Fun

Khush to bahot hoge tum
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

Porpose karne ka naya style
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

Love Kya Hai
Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.

Height of selfishnes
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!

Dil ka rishta hai humara
Dil ka rishta hai humara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara,Her yaad me hai chehra tumhara, SMS nahi to kya hoa Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara!

Promise me
Promise me v r true frindz, i'm lamp ur lite, i'm coke ur sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Wife & Mobile
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai 

strong>Dost ne Dil ka haal
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya

jab jab hume piyas lagti hai
unke anay ki aas lagti hai, unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane, k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai

Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

Charo Taraf CHAND
Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite

shaadi hoti hai
American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...

Duniya main
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai ...paisa... ...mout... ...aur... ... aur... ...aur... mera SMS

Tum sa koi dusara
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Vo likhte hain
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain.

Doctor says
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay

Palko pe apni baithaya
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, Chria Ghar se churaya hai tumhe

Aey mere SMS mere dost
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

Larki: Lagta hai meri
Larki: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to..... Larka: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai... kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye... main doobonga to sahara dega.

Tum aa gaye ho
Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen

Log kehte hein
Log kehte hein , wah kaise shabnam chhai hai, unhe kya maloom, chand ne ro ke raat bitai hai

Shaam hote hi chiragon ko
Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoon Yeh dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad main jalne ke liye